Today in the barn Angie reminded me of something I said recently. I got to thinking and I remembered a bunch of things I never thought I would say …..so here goes.
I never thought I would say, “Mark I would like a baby pig for Christmas!”
I never thought I would HEAR, “The pig is going to make your car stink!”
I never thought I would say, “OH ICK !!! The pig just pooped on me!”
I never thought I would stand outside in the middle of winter and say to a baby pig, “PEE!! PEE!!! PEE!!!” Followed by, “Good Binky! Let’s go get a grape!”
I never thought I would say to Mark, “SSSHHH be quiet the pig is sleeping and I do not want her to wake up!!”
I never thought I would wake up in the morning and see a PIG looking in my bedroom door to see if Mark and I were up yet!! That was followed by, “Mark we have to get up because the pig is looking for us!”
I never thought I would EVER, EVER tell a pig (in a baby voice) that “she is so prrreetttyyy!!”
I never thought I would say in the barn, “OMG!! the pig almost peed on my foot!”
I never thought I would be bragging about how my pig only poos outside and never in the house, and from that thought, I never thought I would have a “House Pig”.
I never thought I would have to explain to an Amish guy that, “Yes I really do have a pig that lives in my house!”
And last but not least I NEVER thought I would be whining to Mark….(drum roll please)……. “OH OOOHHHH MMMAAARRRKKK the PIG PEED IN MY SHOE!!!!” And just for your information I found that out AFTER I put my foot IN my shoe!!
Just a small glimpse of my life with a baby pig!